have u ever seen a 2 yr old rip leather off a chair with her...teeth? I am here to say i have witnessed this, and it scared the wits out of me. Idk if all children are like this or if she is a one of a kind. I'm still wondering if she's somekind of were-toddler and she turns into this demon baby every full moon and feeds on leather and small animal critters. soon she will infect the whole toddler nation and no one will be safe, everyone must hide!
All though this were baby sounds horrible she does have one weakness. she is rendered to her regular 2 yr old mind when she sees elmo or baby signing time, its her kriptonite. But besides her being a hidious were-baby she is a pretty kewl toddler. maybe im just imagineing all of it who knows:D
"I would like a chalupa! No sallad or tomatoes..." I'll forever have that video of stoned ppl ordering at taco bell in the voice of elmo stuck in my head... ^^
ReplyDeleteAnd this "were-baby" is cute. So I bet she can get away with almost anything.